Three municipalities in Miami-Dade are possibly signing up to be inspected by the Florida State Department of Governmental Efficiency, the state’s own Elon Musk group —  let’s just call it Baby DOGE — to find and root out waste, inefficiency and fraud.
Last week, the city of Miami Commission voted to ask Baby DOGE “to come to the city of Miami and look for government waste and fraud.” And in Coral Gables, a commissioner wants the state’s DOGE to review the city’s budget “to make recommendations on elimination of government waste” before this year’s budget process begins. They’ll discuss it next month.
They join Hialeah, whose council last month approved a resolution supporting Gov. Ron DeSantis‘ establishment of Baby DOGE and Mayor Esteban “Steve” Bovo invited the governor to come check out the city’s books. What does he care? He was already on his way out to go work in D.C. as a lobbyist, anyway.
DeSantis announced he had established the task force in February to, among other things, “look into local government expenditures by utilizing publicly available county and municipal spending records to expose bloat within local governance.” But, of course, he has asked municipalities to cooperate.
Gables Commissioner Ariel Fernandez has asked the city clerk to put a resolution on the agenda for the May 20 commission meeting to discuss a possible Baby DOGE review with his colleagues. “There may be things that we have not noticed,” he told Political Cortadito.
In Miami, it was Commissioner Joe Carollo‘s pocket item at Thursday’s meeting. Even though Miami’s Chief Financial Officer Larry Spring said that the city did not meet the threshold for DOGE intervention, Carollo said it would be a good idea anyway.
Commissioner Miguel Gabela asked if not meeting the threshold means the city is in good financial health. Um, Spring said, don’t get carried away.

“I’m not gonna use the words ‘good financial health,’” Spring said. “We affirmed what they asked us, which is… have we met any of the criteria [to trigger a review]. And the answer was no.”
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Two speakers from the public were also in favor.
Brenda Betancourt, president of the Calle Ocho Inter-American Chamber of Commerce and a candidate for commission in District 3, dared the commissioners to do it.
“This would be a good way to make sure that every single dollar that is collected from the city of Miami residents are actually invested in the best interest of the residents.” Betancourt, a frequent speaker at public comment, said. “If the city, in the way it has been managed for years, doesn’t have any problems, I don’t see why they can’t have the department of efficiency that can actually prove to the city of Miami residents that we are spending our money correctly.”
And Downtown Neighbors Association President James Torres, who has been on a social media tear against the Downtown Development Authority, was also supportive — and it gave him another opportunity to hit the agency.
“This is an important issue that should be taken up. We do have government waste, especially with the Downtown Development Authority,” he said. “If this agency moves forward, it’s going to do what we’ve been asking for.”
But a third woman said it could wreak havoc, like it’s done at the federal level.
“It concerns me. We need a certain number of employees and we need a certain number of procedures to function as a government,” she said. “This is again move fast and breakl things that’s what scares me. I have a computer science degree. I am a systems thinker. I understand hs concepts,” she said about Musk. “Again, I worry about applying software mentality to people.
“Consider the health of our functioning democracy.”
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It almost seemed like Commission Chairwoman Christine King and Commissioner Damian Pardo were going to do just that.
“I don’t want there to come in and be a swift sweep of whole departments and people are out of work,” King said. “Efficiency? Yes. But just a broad stroke of… and whole departments are gone? I am not in support of that.
“I am always in support of looking at our processes. We should do that just regularly every so couple of years,” King added. “But I will not support a broad stroke of getting rid of whole departments.”
Pardo said he wanted to “remind everyone that we have an inspector general’s office that is kicking in and we do have audits, I believe in forensic audits. if we want to invite further oversight, great,” he said. “But like you, madame chair, if it’s something that’s fast and let’s break things, I will not support it.”
All Carollo had to say, though, was that it was just to identify efficiencies, and that an ultimate decision would come back to the city commission.
“This is an additional set of eyes,” Carollo said, “so the we can truly live on that word that is thrown around so often — transparency.”
At the end of the discussion, it passed unanimously.
Nobody wants to be seen as defending waste and fraud.

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In what seems like an obvious case of political retaliation, Miami Commissioner Joe Carollo — who is still butt hurt over being stripped from the Bayfront Park Management Trust — tried in vain Thursday to stop the Allapattah Community Redevelopment Agency from moving forward.
He used to support Allapattah getting its own CRA, when he and Commissioner Miguel Gabela were pals for a short while, since both of them were mad at Commissoner Damian Pardo. But then Gabela dropped his lifetime pensions idea and Carollo — who is accused of abusing his post and mismanaging funds at the Bayfront Trust — was removed as chairman, which was then given to Gabela, who represents District 1, including Allapattah, and has been fighting to get his own CRA for more than a year.
Read related: Compromise may be reached at Miami commission on Omni/Allapattah CRAs
Carollo tried to make it seem Thursday like his motive for voting against the CRA was to keep the property tax dollars from leaving the general fund to go directly into that neighborhood. It’s also the “reason” why he had the item deferred from the last meeting earlier this month, to find out how much it was going to cost the city. He and Gabela got into it then, too, with Gabela asking how much the city had spent on attorneys for the multiple lawsuits stemming from Carollo’s abuse of power — since he was so “fiscally concerned” — and Carollo calling Gabela “Tony Soprano.”
He said Thursday that the funds for the CRA were the same dollars “we use every day for police, fire, garbage collection and every city service. How will we replace those funds back in. Because when you take money away, there’s only two ways to resolve it: You have to make cuts or you have to find new money.”
Staff tried to explain the CRA projects would be funded by any tax revenue greater than the amount collected on the base year. They can receive 50% of this tax increase or 95%, and Miami Chief Financial Officer Larry Spring recommended the Allapattah CRA be funded with 50%. That means $281.4 million would be diverted to the CRA over 30 years. It would have been $534.5 million at the higher percentage, he said.
But it’s like shouting into a vast void.
Carollo also said that it would take more than five years for enough money to accumulate to make a difference. And if “we’ll assume and make believe he gets re-elected,” then Gabela “won’t even be around when the real money comes in to make an impact.”
He doesn’t know how CRAs work, apparently. Maybe he thinks it’s like the Bayfront Trust, a personal slush fund for the chair.
“This is not money that is being taken from the general fund. It doesn’t exist yet,” explained Pardo, adding that CRAs work with the city and sometimes pay the city’s debts, like the Omni CRA — the extension of which was held hostage while Gabela fought for his Allapattah one — is doing with the port tunnel.
“It is not us against them,” Pardo said.
Read related: Fight over Omni CRA causes new rifts, alliances on Miami City Commission
Either way, Gabela didn’t care. “I don’t need your vote. Call the question.” He must have said “call the question” five or six times. It wasn’t as good as the meeting April 10, where the two yelled at each other and Gabela banged on the dais and demanded to know what Carollo had cost the city in legal fees.
“I want the figure. I want it one my desk,” Gabela told City Attorney George Wysong. “I expect, please, an answer to the question I’ve been asking for a year now. How much has Joe Carollo cost the city in legal fees?”
The answer was still elusive last week. But the CRA motion, which was establishing the business plan and setting boundaries, passed 3-1. It still need to get approval from the county before a CRA can be officially established.
Gabela, who always seems to be looking down when he talks, was also able to pass a resolution so the the city attorney is informed any time legal fees for outside counsel reach $500,000 in any new case where they are retained to represent an elected official. It was totally about Carollo, who has cost the city close to $10 million in legal fees for different cases. “You know the gentleman over there has a truck record, a very bad track record,” Gabela said.
He had originally wanted it to be a $150,000 threshold but changed it to $500K to get the needed vote from Chairwoman Christine King. “Something is better than nothing,” Gabela said.
“As a practitioner, I know cases don’t wrap up in a few months. Cases sometimes take years,” King said, adding that the rule would now apply to future commissioners as well. “I am not going to legislate based on personalities because this doesn’t only affect us.”
But the measure only calls for the city commission to be informed, much as it is informed when another city department is going spend more than $25,000 on something.
“I think we’re talking about transparency and having a threshold where it’s disclosed,” Pardo said.
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His grandchildren already call it “Abue’s Park.” Now, it’s official.
The Miami City Commission on Thursday renamed West End Park as Manolo Reyes Park to honor the popular and beloved District 4 commissioner — who his grandchildren called “Abue” for abuelo — who died earlier this month at the age of 80 after battling health issues.
They also gave Reyes — who had hoped to run for mayor — the honorary title of “mayor emeritus, posthumously, as a mark of deep respect and appreciation for his exceptional leadership, legacy and dedication to public service,” and voted to support a Florida Senate measure to co-designate 57th Avenue between 8th Street and Flagler as Manolo Reyes Boulevard.
The room, which was packed with department directors and city staff, erupted in applause.
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The late commissioner’s family joined the commissioners on the dais, and Manny Reyes, the namesake son, spoke on their behalf.
“We are overwhelmed with all the love that the city has poured out to us and to him,” Reyes said. “Dad was a very noble man. A man of service… He would probably be looking down and saying ‘I don’t deserve this. I was just doing what I knew was right to do.’”
Commission Chairwoman Christine King‘s voice broke as she said, “It’s an honor to do it.”

On the other side of her, Commissioner Joe Carollo kept his distance. He was the only member of the commission not greeted by Reyes’ widow or family. Probably because he’s been a bully to Reyes and then had his mayoral campaign kick-off on the same day the late commissioner was buried.
West End Park, now Manolo Reyes Park, is a 16.6 acre recreational space at 6030 Southwest 2nd Street in Flagami and the site of a $16.8 million renovation project the commissioner championed that started last year. The grand opening is expected within weeks and the park will feature:

A new swimming pool and pool building
A children’s splash pad with spray features
Artificial turf on multi-use sports field
A walking trail and outdoor exercise equipment
Two tennis courts
Two basketball courts
Two pickleball courts
A new paved plaza entry with service entrance
New landscaping and irrigation
A lightning warning system
Art in public places components

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Former Miami Commissioner Alex Diaz de la Portilla, who has repeatedly said he is running for Miami mayor and has reportedly been campaigning, hasn’t filed any paperwork yet with the city clerk’s office indicating that he’s going to run. But his political action committee, Proven Leadership for Miami-Dade County, spent almost $108,000 in the past three months on expenses, including two political consultants, according to the campaign finance report for the first quarter of the year.
Veteran campaign designer and absentee ballot queen Sasha Tirador got $5,000 in January and another $5,000 in February for her consultation. It’s going to be hard to swallow her anti-corruption, anti-Trump spiel on her podcast now. Axel Turcios of New York City, got paid a total of $20,400 since January for “consulting services.”
Other reported expenses include $18,000 plus on “event supplies,” $13,000 on printing services, $3,549 on rental cars, almost $900 in gas, $4,700 on postage, $787 on food, $200 on voter data, $1,200 to a mail house, and $28,400 on wages, which indicates Diaz de la Portilla has a campaign staff. That includes Julio Guillen, who once had a ghost job at the city with a salary paid by taxpayers and could be angling for a new job if ADLP is elected in this crazy world.
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Guillen was caught building a fence on Diaz de la Portilla’s agricultural property on Krome Avenue in the middle of a weekday afternoon while he was being paid $63,000 a year by the city.
The PAC also paid for a subscription to The Miami Herald — so don’t let Diaz de la Portilla tell you. he doesn’t read it — and made a $5,000 contribution to Coral Gables First, the PAC for newly re-elected Coral Gables Mayor Vince Lago.
Oddly, the PAC didn’t report any contributions. So Ladra is looking for the new one.
Diaz de la Portilla has not officially announced or opened a campaign account for his mayoral campaign. But he has been actively engaging with voters, according to his social media platforms, which also look like he’s positioning himself as the Donald Trump candidate. So is Commissioner Joe Carollo, who has also announced widely that he is running for mayor.
Carollo has more than $1.7 million in the bank for his PAC Miami First, according to its latest campaign finance report. ADLP had less than $44,000 left on March 31.
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The late Miami Commissioner Manolo Reyes, who probably would have run for mayor if he hadn’t gotten sick and died last week at the age of 80, will get a proper statesman’s funeral procession and his casket will get a drive by past City Hall Wednesday morning, where there will be a special tribute ceremony open to the pubic at 10:30 a.m., before the funeral mass at St. Michael the Archangel Catholic Church in Little Havana.
Meanwhile, Miami Commissioner Joe Carollo and his supporters will be preparing for his mayoral campaign kick-off fundraiser hours later Wednesday night on Krome Avenue.
Tacky, tacky. Talk about bad taste. Ladra hopes nobody shows.
Carollo told Political Cortadito Monday that he didn’t plan the party at El Toro Loco Ranch — an “adventure farm” with ponies, a petting zoo and ATVs for riding on the five-acre property — which is being thrown by his political action committee, Miami First. And that it wasn’t his fault that it was on the same day as Reyes’ burial.
Read related: Miami Commission will meet to try to replace Manolo Reyes, who died at 80
It only seems like Crazy Joe is dancing on the man’s grave!
“One, let me be very clear: I don’t control people that want to throw fundraisers for PACs,” Carollo told Ladra on the telephone Monday, after he probably answered it by mistake. He even asked who it was. The caller ID must have failed.
Carollo also said that the fundraiser was planned “long before Manolo died” and then deflected, as Carollo is wont to do.

“Why don’t you ask Eileen Higgins, Ken Russell and the great colonel of the swamp, Emilio Gonzalez, if they had any respect for Reyes by filing to run for mayor while Manolo was sick,” Carollo said, referring to Miami-Dade Commissioner Higgins, former Miami Commissioner and congressional candidate Ken Russell and former Miami City Manager Gonzalez. He added that he had not yet decided that he would run for mayor.
“I don’t know what I’m going to do yet,” said Carollo, who is termed out of his district seat, so he has to go somewhere. And Miami First already has $1.7 million or so sitting in the bank account, according to the latest campaign finance records.
And Shangri La doesn’t really exist, you know?
Carollo did not return subsequent phone calls or a text message asking if he could have the event rescheduled, which everyone knows he could do and would be the decent thing to do. But, then again, he is Carollo. Decency is a stranger.
The fundraising kickoff is on the edge of the Everglades, probably as far from the city of Miami as one could get. It seems appropriate, because Carollo is acting like a reptile and we already know he doesn’t care for the city.
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Well, here we go again.
Coral Gables Mayor Vince Lago has once more threatened to sue Ladra and Political Cortadito. This time, it’s over a post a few days ago that exposes his unprofessional relationship with his “Chief of Staff to None” Chelsea Granell and how that is not only evidence of Lago’s duplicity and hypocrisy, but also a liability for the city. Granell wants to sue also.
This is according to their respective attorneys, Mason Pertnoy — who also represents Miami Commissioner Joe Carollo — and David Rothstein, partner at the prestigious Dimond, Kaplan and Rothstein firm. Don’t worry, dear reader. Granell can afford it. She was promoted by Lago five whole pay grades at once, as chief of staff where there is no staff, and makes more than $90,000 a year. Their attorneys would have you believe that this is not relevant, nor connected to the personal, emotional relationship they have.
Ladra refuses to use the word romantic because, well, ew.
Mason Pertnoy
“We are aware of certain defamatory and libelous statements made by you and/or your agents on https://www.politicalcortadito.com/ (the “Website”) regarding an alleged affair between Mayor Lago and his Chief of Staff, Chelsea Granell (“Ms. Granell”),” Pertnoy’s letter, giving me five days to retract, starts. “Specifically, on March 27, 2025, you (writing through your admitted pseudonym “Landra”) falsely stated, inter alia, that Mayor Lago and Ms. Granell were engaged in an adulterous, emotional, and physical affair. The headline of the “article” itself (“Mayor Vince Lago’s personal affair with chief of staff becomes campaign fodder”) is false, libelous, and defamatory.”
This is an interesting paragraph for various reasons. First, agents? I have agents? This is news to me. Second, it’s not Landra, it’s Ladra. Sloppy work for a high-priced suit. Third, Ladra never used the word “adulterous,” because, again, ew.
And, also, we didn’t have to.
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The letter puts the word “article” itself in quotations.
“The message in the article is clear. You allege Mayor Lago and Ms. Granell engaged in a ‘real affair’ and Mayor Lago abused his position of power by providing her with improper benefits and unearned compensation. These statements are patently false, and wholly unsupported by the referenced public records request from an unverified person with blatantly suspicious intentions.”
For the record, these statements are not false. She is the chief of staff of nobody. There was a part timer who lasted a couple of months before she left. The “referenced public records request” has been amended to request information about her exit from the mayor’s employ. Also, the statements don’t have to be supported by the public records request, they are supported by other sources, facts and simple observations. Like that Granell is chief of staff of a staff of none.
Also, for the record, the post in Political Cortadito specifically mentions the “suspicious intentions” of the public records request. It looks like a campaign tactic. But a public records request is a public record. And the documents and records sought — including texts messages and other communications — seemingly show an inside knowledge of events surrounding the, ahem, alleged affair.
Pertnoy is educational in his approach.
“As I am sure you know, Florida law provides an unusually high protection of personal reputation,” he wrote, citing a case that has to do with a surgeon at a hospital in Ft. Pierce. He gave me five days to retract the story or face possible litigation.
Thanks for the quick lesson, Mase.
Chelsea Granell, fourth from left, on what looks like Halloween, where she and Mayor Lago have matching pirate costumes.
And, as I am sure Mr. Pertnoy knows, courts don’s see politicians and surgeons in the same light and haven’t given the same unusually high protection for elected officials, who are public figures. With criticism from independent journalists, no less.
And, as I am sure Mr. Pertnoy knows, the threshold for libel in Florida is pretty high. There are three elements that have to be proven. First, he would have to prove that Ladra knew the information posted on Political Cortadito was false. It’s not. Ladra spoke with several sources, some very, very close to Granell, who provided context and details.
Secondly, they would have to prove malice. That means he has to prove that Ladra posted the information with evil intentions in mind. The only reason the exposé was posted was because there was a public records request that has apparently made the rounds — Ladra spoke with several people who had seen it and sent it to her — and because it is relevant as the mayor campaigns with attacks about a 101% raise that commissioners, including his opponent, gave themselves, which means they still make less than Granell.
The hypocrisy is relevant.
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The last thing that has to be present for there to be libel is that the plaintiff’s reputation must be sullied. That’s hilarious. Not just because the people who read Political Cortadito mostly have their minds made up — there are the fans who hate L’Ego already and the haters who love him no matter what — but because Lago has done enough to hurt his own reputation. He needs no help there.
All three elements have to be present.
Ladra doesn’t blame Pertnoy — who also represents Lago in his equally baseless defamation lawsuit against Actualidad Radio — for taking this on, despite its obvious lack of merit. These are billable hours for him. It’s Lago that is to blame for trying to silence his critics. Granell is just being taken for a fool.
That post about the relationship has been met with some mixed reactions. Some, and not just Lago lackeys, think it crossed a line and is in bad taste. But it has also received praise from others who say Ladra exposed a situation that is not just inappropriate — and a real character trait of a mayoral candidate — but relevant. And it could pose a risk to the city. How do we know that he didn’t coerce this young woman into a relationship with a powerful man? How do we know she’s not going to claim sexual harassment later? What if someone with knowledge of the relationship used it to pressure (read: blackmail) the mayor into a vote?
Ladra hadn’t even thought of that last one until someone raised the concern in a comment.
This is not the first time that a personal out-of-office relationship between two city employees in the Gables becomes political fodder. There was once a city manager who was sued for sexual harassment by the secretary of the then-mayor, which was part of the reason that manager resigned.
So, the relationship is relevant. To say otherwise is like saying the relationship between Gary Hart and Donna Rice was not important. Just business as usual and not monkey business (sorry, I had to).
Needless to say, the deadline came and passed. The five days to respond were up on Wednesday, and crickets. This is an obvious bluff. I am anxiously awaiting the lawsuit so I can depose the mayor and Granell on a bunch of stuff.
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They already got my answer, though. A big fat no. I mean, through my attorney, a big fat no.
“In response to your request for a retraction, the answer is ‘no,’” wrote David Winker to Pertnoy. “My client rejects your assertion that this is a false statement. And she stands by the article as true and accurate in all respects.”
He also added something Ladra wishes she had thought of, and that’s why Winker is her attorney: “Please be sure to have your client, Vince Lago, save all relevant emails, texts, and ‘chats’ regarding his relationship with his Chief of Staff, Chelsea Granell.”
There has been no response to my his letter — nor any lawsuits filed.
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