It was like a shadow government meet-and-greet
Just when you thought that the old Hialeah politics mix of evil alliances and public distrust were behind us, along comes a secret society supper vibe from former mayor Esteban “Steve” Bovo, joined by ex-mayors Julio Robaina and Carlos Hernández.
The bad boys of the City of Progress rolled out the proverbial red carpet Wednesday night for about 30 lobbyists, consultants, developers and real estate interests at a Hialeah Park fundraiser for interim Mayor Jacqueline Garcia-Roves — even if the hosts weren’t all physically there.
The invite — which arrived via whisper network, email or text — paints dog-and-pony sincerity: Garcia-Roves is not one of those power-hungry types, Bovo assures.
“Jacqueline is not a politician looking for a stepping stone or chasing a hidden agenda,” Bovo wrote in the message that came with the fundraiser invite. Because he would be able to recognize one of those. “She is a servant leader whose heart and focus are-and always have been-our community. I know her well, and I know her intentions: Hialeah comes first, always.
“That is why I want her to carry forward the work we began together, because I trust her with the future of the city we all love,” Bovo wrote.
But this is the same guy who recently bolted to become a D.C. lobbyist, while pocketing a hefty pension boost on his way — hardly the image of a selfless patron.
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Then there’s the support from Carlos “Castro” Hernández, who famously tried to settle an ethics fine with buckets of nickels and pennies. Not exactly someone you’d invite to add credibility to a “servant-leader” brand. And don’t forget Julio Robaina, who was accused of being a loanshark and was involved in a number of absentee ballot investigations. Robaina reportedly didn’t go to the event, but has been calling people to show his support for Garcia-Roves.
Their quiet favor screams insider horse-trading.
Las malas lenguas say Bovo held court at the Hialeah Park event like he was still the mayor, which is the idea behind electing Garcia-Roves. The former state rep and county commissioner wrote in his invitation that he was “reaching out directly to you, because you have stood with me in the past and because you understand what is at stake.” Then Bovo asked them to make a contribution.
And there are several suggestions: $150,000 will get you in the Founders Circle of the host committee, $50,000 gets you in the Leadership Circle, $25,000 gets you in the Champion’s Circle, $10,000 gets you in the Advocate’s Circle and $5,000 gets you in the Friends of Hialeah.
They missed an opportunity to charge $2,500 for Distant Acquaintances of Hialeah. Or even $25 for Frenemies. Ladra can’t wait to see the next campaign reports next month.
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Though historic as Hialeah’s first woman mayor (even as interim since April), Garcia-Roves is still on probation in voters’ eyes. She stepped up following Bovo’s resignation, pledging to lower water bills, fight for infrastructure, and shepherd the city until the November election. Miami-Dade Commissioner René Garcia first threatened to run for the seat and then threw his support behind her, stinging Hialeah Councilman Jesus Tundidor, a Garcia ally who thought he’d get the endorsement.
Sources say that there have been three polls taken of likely voters and that Garcia-Roves comes in a distant third in every one. The polls indicate a runoff between Tundidor and former Councilman Bryan Calvo, who is also running after resigning last year to run for Miami-Dade tax collector (he lost in the Republican primary to Dariel Fernandez).
So, this secretive, shadow-government meet-and-greet not only reeks of old-guard fealty rather than fresh ideas, it also looks like a complete waste of time.
If Garcia-Roves wants to cast off the old boys’ club image, this fundraiser/conspiracy meeting was not the way to do it.
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Fellow commissioner estimates tab is $30 million
Remember when Miami Commissioner Joe Carollo got slapped with a $63.5 million jury verdict for abusing his office by “weaponizing” city departments to go after someone who had supported his opponent? Well it’s still costing taxpayers every day — and Commissioner Miguel Gabela estimates it at between $27 and $30 million, so far.
“Let’s stop the bleeding now,” Gabela said Thursday, introducing an item that would cease payments to Carollo’s legal dream team and also seek reimbursement for millions in fees that have been paid already. After some back and forth, the commission deferred any decision to the first meeting in October. Again.
Because this is not the first time they find themselves debating whether the city should keep paying the sky-high legal bills for Crazy Joe. Have the city attorneys heard him on the radio weekday mornings? He’s not making his case any stronger.
Background: Carollo and the city were sued in 2021 by the Little Havana businessmen who own Ball and Chain on Calle Ocho — and who had the audacity to support another opponent in the 2017 District 3 race — after they were hit with a series of code enforcement violations that forced them to shut down. In 2023, a Broward jury sided with them — saying that Carollo retaliated against them for political reasons and violated their First Amendment rights — and handed them a jackpot judgement. In July, he lost an appeal before a three-judge pane at the Third District Court of Appeals.
Las malas lenguas say his attorneys will ask for a rehearing in front of the full DCA. And why not? Appeals aren’t free, but Carollo isn’t paying for it.
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Gabela is clearly fed up and said what everybody else has been thinking: Carollo is costing the city a fortune.
“I’m tired personally of paying on behalf of the taxpayer,” Gabela said. “Since I’ve been here this has been an issue, and I’ve been here almost more than a year and a half.”
Still, others weren’t ready to cut Carollo loose.
Commission Chairwoman Christine King, possibly the only ally he has left, warned that pulling city coverage now would “set a dangerous precedent” and make elected officials think twice before taking action if they aren’t sure the city will back them up.
Translation: If we let Carollo drown, who’s going to save us when we’re in hot water?
Said City Attorney George Wysong: “Anyone with $410 can file a lawsuit.”
Currently, the city policy is to represent any elected official, appointed official or employee. “We need to represent them until the case is disposed of,” Wysong explained to commissioners, adding that there was plenty of precedent showing that the city “may pay” for Carollo’s appeals. Did you all notice the word “may?” Because Ladra did. Apparently, state law is wishy-washy.
“I don’t know if there is any case law saying we can stop the payments.”
Wysong also told the commission that if they change the policy, Carollo or his attorneys could sue the city.
“It’s there to prevent you all from being sued and fearing being sued, gives you the confidence to make decisions without the threat of lawsuit by a disgruntled citizen,” Wysong said.
If anyone is still confused, you’re not alone. King asked Assistant City Attorney Kevin Jones to clear that up. “Can you give this to us in plain language? Because George, respectfully, you said “Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no. Maybe.”
Jones said that the case is not over and that Carollo’s team may be asking the Third District Court for an appeal hearing before all the judges. “We have a history of defending politicians who are sued,” Jones said. “We have never in the past, in the middle of litigation, before its concluded, have we decided to abandon the client.”
King said she didn’t want to be caught in another legal fiasco like the city did with the election year change after commissioners cancelled this year’s election without going to a public vote. Judges have ruled three times already, twice on appeal, that it was a violation of the city charter and county Home Rule charter and said they can’t do it. The city dropped it, but not before they spent a boatload of taxpayer money on outside attorneys trying to steal their vote.
Gabela suggested that Carollo — who left the dais during this discussion — pay for his own attorneys from his political action committee, Miami First, which currently has more than $1.8 million parked in a bank account, according to the most recent campaign finance report.
Read related: Jury says Miami’s Joe Carollo abused power to violate 1st Amendment rights
“It’s very difficult he’s going to win this time. The odds are stacked against him,” Gabela told his colleagues. “Let him have his day in court, but let him pay for it. Then, if he prevails we reimburse him.”
He reminded them that a judge had already ruled that Carollo did not have qualified immunity as a commissioner. “He was acting in his personal capacity,” Gabela said.
And he is relying on a state law that says legal fees for a municipal employee or official paid by public tax dollars may be recovered if that person is found to be personally liable by virtue of acting outside the scope of his or her employment, or was acting in bad faith, with malicious purpose.”
Yep, that pretty much describes the situation.
“Enough is enough,” Gabela said. “He should have his day in court. This is not what it’s about. But we’re already tired of paying
“We have a fiduciary duty to take care of the city’s money,” the commissioner said, adding that between legal fees and settlements the tab has run up to almost $30 million. The city’s insurance company disclosed last year that the legal fees had exceeded $10 million and the city settled last year on another lawsuit from the same Little Havana business group — for $12.5 million.
Commissioner Damian Pardo agreed. “I don’t think taxpayers should continue this fight,” he said.
In the end, the decision was punted — again. Commissioners kicked the can to October 9, meaning that for now, Miami taxpayers are still stuck paying for Crazy Joe’s army of lawyers. And Ladra is sure they are doing as much work as possible to get as many billable hours on the clock while the meter keeps running.
Ladra can’t help but wonder: How much longer before the legal tab for one commissioner starts rivaling the city’s police budget?
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Steve Cody thought it would be clever to call the murder of conservative firebrand Charlie Kirk a “fitting sacrifice.” It sounded to some like the Palmetto Bay councilman literally cheered a political assassination.
But it might have been political suicide. Because now, some residents and other elected, including Village Mayor Karyn Cunningham and Vice Mayor Mark Merwitzer, are calling for him to resign.
“As a mother and as your mayor, I am both saddened and disturbed,” Cunningham said in statement emailed Thursday afternoon about the “deeply troubling” social media post. This was after a crowd of protesters showed up at Village Hall to demand he resign.
“Violence has no place in our community or in our nation, and words that seek to diminish or make light of such tragedy are equally harmful,” Cunningham said. “With this in mind, I must call for Councilman Cody to step down,” she said.
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Cody, a loudmouth attorney first elected in 2020, is in the middle of a political dumpster fire after posting on his Facebook page that Kirk — the 31-year-old Turning Point USA founder, shot and killed at a rally in Utah this week — was a “fitting sacrifice to our Lords: Smith and Wesson. Hallowed be their names.”
He followed it with a quote from Kirk in 2023 about gun violence: “I think it’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights.”
Too soon, Steve.
The backlash was immediate. Conservative activist Ryan Fournier, chairman of the national Students for Trump (and Kirk’s heir apparent), quickly circulated a screenshot of Cody’s post, urging his followers to “expose” the Florida Democrat. Republican Party of Florida Chairman Evan Power called the remark “vile and hateful,” accusing Cody not just of mocking a murdered “patriot,” but of “ridiculing his Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.”
Yeah, because we need to bring that into it.
Power painted Cody as a “bully drunk on power” who has a history of harassing neighbors and shutting down dissent. And he dared other Florida Democrats to condemn their boy, warning that silence would make them “complicit in the behavior that is at the root of political violence.”
Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier, State Rep. Juan Porras and Congressman Carlos Gimenez piled on because, well Cody is a Democrat even though it’s a nonpartisan seat. Ladra doubts that a Republican council member in Hialeah would have gotten the same lashing.
“Absolutely mortified by Palmetto Bay councilman Steve Cody’s mocking of Charlie Kirk’s death in real time,” Gimenez posted on Instagram. “This is unbecoming of any elected official. Steve Cody must resign.”
That’s a lot of pearl-clutching, but Cody gave them the ammo.
And he’s not the only casualty of the Charlie Kirk murder aftermath. A reporter at MSNBC was fired and another journalist at Politico was suspended after asking a question some thought was insensitive. A member of the staff at Miami Country Day School resigned after his social media post, calling Kirk’s death “karma,” sparked outrage.
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Cody’s troubles also seem to be karma, in a way. The councilman got a former in hot water after he compared the Village’s eradication of “aggressive” ducks to the Holocaust. If Ladra remembers correctly, David Singer was fired after that.
Late Thursday afternoon, Cody tried damage control, deleting the post and offering the most half-hearted mea culpa possible: “I screwed up.” No kidding, Sherlock. He called the post a “serious error in judgment,” that did not reflect his values or beliefs.
“The language I shared could easily be read as trivializing the very real and painful toll of gun violence in our communities. That was never my intent, but intent does not erase impact,” Cody said in a statement a few hours after he removed the post. “I deeply regret posting it, and I take full responsibility for my lapse in judgment.
“I do not endorse the sentiment expressed in that quotation,” Cody said, and Ladra believes that was clear. The point of the post was to bring to light the irony, and the double standard in some circles, of Kirk’s own words in light of this heinous crime against him. But, as an elected, Cody might have crossed the line. Even he realized that.
“I believe public officials have a duty to engage thoughtfully, to show respect for differing views, and to never make light of issues that affect lives and families. To those who were offended or hurt by my post, especially the friends and family of Charlie Kirk, I sincerely apologize. I am committed to learning from this mistake, to exercising greater care in what I share, and to focusing my energy on the issues that matter most to the residents of Palmetto Bay.”
He did not indicate, however, that he would resign. In an interview with CBS Miami, he said he had no plans to.
“It was not the most well thought out thing I’ve ever done,” Cody said. “If I had thought about it longer I probably would have just kept that thought to myself.
In a short telephone interview with Political Cortadito, Cody said his remarks, while unfortunate and wrong, were being seized by his political enemies to hang him. Even though he knows he gave them the rope.
“I opened the door and waved them through,” Cody told Ladra. “This was an unforced error.”
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Merwitzer, Cody’s nemesis on the dais, did not think Cody’s apology was authentic.
“He got caught and now he’s pretending he’s sorry,” Merwitzer told Political Cortadito. “He cannot unring that bell with this community.
“It’s highly unbecoming of an elected official to mock the assignation of a political activist no matter what side he was on. An attack on any one political activist is an attack on every political activist,” Merwitzer added.
The mayor, who has been an ally of Cody’s since he first ran, is also a Democrat and told Political Cortadito that this “goes way beyond partisan politics,” and a public official is held to a higher standard.
“Political ally Steve is still a friend,” Cunningham told Ladra. “I represent 25,000 residents, And what he did was condone the assassination, condone killing!”
Well, not really. He just wanted to point out the irony in what happened against what Kirk has said in the past. Again, it was too soon.
And Cunningham may have had to say something. She said she and the municipality got “hundreds” of phone calls. And a group of about 40 residents marched on Village Hall Thursday afternoon to express their outrage and demand that Cody resign.
“When you represent 25,000 residents in Palmetto Bay and you put something out there that not just a majority of Palmetto Bay residents but most American disagree with, it’s a betrayal of public trust,” said Chad Heffernen who organized the protest. But he’s been complaining about Cody and his “anti-conservative” social media posts for months.
“He’s using it as a platform for his ideology,” said Heffernen, who voted for Cody in 2020, but not last year. “”He has been an embarrassment to the community for the last few years.”
The residents were joined at Village Hall by State Rep. Omar Blanco, who posted on his Instagram page that “Celebrating something this horrific has no place in public service.”
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Ladra doesn’t condone what Cody posted nor, of course, any of the political violence that has scarred our nation for years — and picked up recently. But as disgusting, tone-deaf, and flat-out cruel as Cody’s comment was, isn’t calling for his resignation over a Facebook post a little… unconstitutional? Cody didn’t order a hit. He didn’t plan an insurrection. He didn’t even yell fire in a crowded theater. He just showed the world that he’s a bit of a jerk with very little impulse control. Some people are not the least little bit surprised.
But that’s not a crime — it’s protected speech. The First Amendment covers ugly, offensive, vile opinions, too. And voters, not mayors, are supposed to decide when a politician goes too far.
Make no mistake: Cody’s words were beneath the office. He has embarrassed Palmetto Bay, Miami-Dade, and Democrats everywhere. But if we start booting electeds for distasteful speech, where do we stop? There are plenty of people in local government and even Washington, D.C., who have used painfully hateful, even inciting, rhetoric.
Maybe Cody will resign. Or maybe he’ll double down and dare his critics to try to force him out. Either way, the story is no longer just about one reckless councilman — it’s also about whether Palmetto Bay will trample the Constitution to save face.

Statement from Palmetto Bay Mayor Karyn Cunningham:
“Earlier today, I became aware of a deeply troubling social media post made by one of my colleagues on the Village Council in response to the tragic assassination of conservative activist Charlie Kirk. As a mother and as your Mayor, I am both saddened and disturbed. Violence has no place in our community or in our nation, and words that seek to diminish or make light of such tragedy are equally harmful.
Regardless of political affiliation or public profile, acts of violence are never acceptable in a civil society. We must hold firm to the values that unite us: respect, compassion, and the unwavering belief that disagreements must be addressed through dialogue, not destruction.
“As public officials, we are entrusted to lead by example and to uphold the values of respect, empathy, and civility that form the foundation of our democracy. We must model the kind of peaceful discourse that we want to see reflected in our society.
“With this in mind, and with great respect for the office I hold, I must call for Councilman Cody to step down. The people of Palmetto Bay deserve leadership that reflects compassion, responsibility, and dignity in moments of crisis.
“My deepest sympathies go out to Charlie Kirk’s family and to the families and loved ones of anyone affected by a horrific act. In moments like these, we must come together, not as partisans, but as people committed to peace, understanding, and the shared dignity of every human life.
“Thank you to those that have reached out including our State Senator Alexis Calatayud. Thank you for your support.”

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Air Rescue Drama at 2 a.m.: Union Wants Millions, Mayor Says “No Emergency”
It was way past cafecito time — about 2:20 in the morning — when the real fireworks started at Miami-Dade’s first budget hearing. After hours of testimony from nonprofits and residents, the firefighters’ union came in hot, demanding millions more to cover the countywide air rescue service.
Mayor Daniella Levine Cava and her ally, Commissioner Raquel Regalado, thought they had smoothed this out already with a compromise deal. Half the $28 million helicopter tab would go back to the countywide budget this year, and the rest in 2026. The union flat out rejected it. No half measures, gracias. They wanted all of it shifted off the Fire District and onto the general fund — now.
By then, even Oliver Gilbert was rolling his eyes. “We’re going to change everything because they’re essentially throwing a fit,” he said.
The mayor, for her part, was clearly done. “I think we’ve all established there really isn’t an emergency here,” Levine Cava said, reminding commissioners that the only pot of money left is the county’s emergency reserves. “And if there is a real emergency, there will be less there for an emergency.”
But at 3 a.m. politics has a way of bending. Commissioner Eileen Higgins made a surprise motion to have the mayor go find the rest of the helicopter money in the general fund anyway — essentially siding with the union and against Levine Cava. The mayor was not pleased. Her body language said it all: this was not the olive branch she wanted handed back to her as a club.
Residents who stuck it out to that ungodly hour warned against raiding the hurricane stash. Lanette Jones from Miami Gardens reminded everyone that emergency funds saved her after Irma when her insurance wouldn’t cover roof repairs. Another resident, Kerri Sauer, skipped the niceties: “We’re screwed! … Shame on them.”
Levine Cava later doubled down, calling it “irresponsible” to gut the reserves at a time when FEMA has become stingier about reimbursements.
Still, commissioners voted to tell her to cough up the rest of the $14 million from somewhere — anywhere — before the final hearing Sept. 18. Which means this isn’t over. Expect another round of air rescue drama in two weeks, maybe not at 2 a.m. this time. But then again, this is Miami-Dade. Ladra wouldn’t bet on it.
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Part 1 in a series of county budget coverage stories
By the time Miami-Dade commissioners wrapped up their first budget hearing at 4:33 a.m. Friday, the only people left in the chambers were the diehards. And a very tired staff who must have had a lot of cafecito.
But most of the 240 speakers during a five-hour public comment marathon had already made their point loud and clear: stop cutting the groups that hold this community together and the services that help the most vulnerable survive.
It was a chorus. From arts advocates to eviction defense lawyers, from domestic violence shelters to drug treatment programs, speaker after speaker begged the county to restore the dollars slashed from the hundreds of nonprofit Community-Based Organizations (CBOs) that teach kids to read, help the disabled get to the doctor, or give families one last chance before losing their homes.
Mayor Daniella Levine Cava, who had been walking back parts of her proposal since July, tried to sweeten the bitter pill early in the night, announcing that she had closed the $402 million gap with some “carryover funds” and reserves and walking back some of her more unpopular proposals. No more parking fees at county parks. No increase in the gas tax. The county would keep paying for air rescue services so it doesn’t come out of the fire district’s budget. This year, anyway (more on that later).
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“The voices of our residents shaped this process, and you guided us to where we are today,” Levine Cava said, trying her best to sound like everybody’s abuela. Sweet, but stern at the same time. “We heard you loud and clear.”
Actually, she counted votes, not voices. La Alcaldesa didn’t have the votes to pass the budget without removing the hike to the gas tax and restoring some of the non-profit monies to the CBOs. Not that it would be enough. Representatives from some organizations said that only 100% restoration of their grants would be acceptable. They sounded a little entitled. But you might be pissed too, if you took the time to go downtown, paid $20 for parking, and waited to speak for a whole 60 seconds just to see distracted commissioners on their phones and whispering to each other.
It was a 12-hour meeting so the snacks are expected. But some of the audience said later they felt invisible.
Levine Cava sounded very defensive throughout the meeting. Maybe she is sick of being attacked over a budget that is just as much the commission’s fault as her own. There is enough blame to go around. At one point Levine Cava even suggested that the commissioners give their discretionary funds — which total in the millions and usually go to pet projects and payback gifts — to the general fund to plug the rest of the holes.
Like that’s gonna happen. Commissioner Eileen Higgins was repeatedly very vocal about how gracious and generous she was for giving her district’s school red light camera money back to the general fund. All $17,000 of it! She dared her colleagues to do the same. Some of those districts have more schools so they have millions. But nobody took her up on it.
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Commissioner Roberto Gonzalez ate up an hour and 10 minutes grilling practically every department director on very specific details about line items. Some of the questions were valid — How many positions do we need for “public engagment” and PR? How many functions overlap? But they also seem to be things he should have asked before the public hearing. Oh, wait… but then he couldn’t use it for an Instagram reel. Or maybe he was showing off for his brother in the audience.
Ditto for the surprise twist near the end when Commissioner Oliver Gilbert — who misses the protagonist role of chair — went on and on about how the county shouldn’t be paying for The Underline (more on that later).
Transit was a big issue, drawing several speakers to blast the commission for proposing increased rates for buses and Metrorail, increasing fees for specialized transportation services to the disabled and cancelling Metro Connect, which would save $11 million (more on all that later). A few speakers also urged the county to divest from Israel bonds (more on that later).
And trash fees were increased by a little less than 1%. That almost failed, with commissioners Danielle Cohen Higgins, René “Call Me Senator” Garcia, Gonzalez, Natalie Milian Orbis and chairman Anthony Rodriguez voting no. (A lot more on trash and garbage later).
Rodriguez said the budget had “come a long way” and patted himself on the back for keeping taxes low. Easy to say when you don’t need MetroConnect to get to your third job, or the grocery store.
But plenty of pain remains in the $12.9 billion budget.
Commissioner Marleine Bastien said it had not come far enough for the people of District 2, which she said has been neglected for too long. “Every year, the budget provides the opportunity to correct those wrongs. Every year, I see that we do not,” Bastien said, citing specifically road resurfacing and storm water drainage improvements that are needed, but not funded.
“You have chosen for decades to underfund communities like mine, and I see that this budget continues this trend,” Bastien told her colleagues. “Enough is enough.”
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Commissioner Milian Orbis, who was appointed to replace Kevin Cabrera — who must be thrilled to have missed this meeting as the new ambassador to Panama — was also upset about cuts in her district, saying that the Ludlam Trail funding had not been restored and asked for it to be put back in time for the second hearing Sept. 18.
Taking notes the whole time, Commissioner Raquel Regalado — who made it very clear she is ready to be the next county mayor — will have had another appropriations committee meeting to tackle more line items. Regalado, who forced a budget workshop at her committee meeting last month, worked hand in hand with Levine Cava to present the new “change memo” budget with the reduced reductions.
“None of it was done lightly and none of it was easy,” Regalado said, speaking around 1 a.m. like an accountant wired on Pilón. She promised to keep hunting for loose change in the couch cushions.
“I’m going to keep looking for more,” she said, referring to efficiencies to find — or projects and expenses to put off for another year. And she agreed with Gilbert about the budget being an every day thing. “We literally change our budget every time we sit on this dais.
“At the end of the day, it’s just a ledger. It’s not magic. It’s math,” she said.
Commission Vice Chair Kionne McGhee, the champion of the non-profits, held the gavel for a while, and offered a kinder, gentler and more encouraging master of ceremonies than King Rodriguez.
“I’m proud of you,” he told more than one speaker, thanking them. At one point, he told the crowd to hush because a woman was speaking. “Beth is about to land this plane. However… Beth needs respects.” He later asked a guy named Samuel if he was nervous. “Don’t be. Ready? Let’s do it.”
Was he pandering a little bit? Yeah. Does it still feel good after the chancletazos we get from A-Rod? Right again.
At some point in the meeting, both McGhee and Gilbert recused themselves because of their association with non-profits. But if everyone who served on a non-profit recused themselves, there’d never be a quorum for the budget vote. And maybe that’s why the CBO grants should not be handled like gifts in what’s become a cottage industry (more on that later).
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There was also a little spat between Levine Cava and Commissioner Rene “Call Me Senator” Garcia. , who said she was “a little misleading the way you’re crafting this budget.” He said the public trust had been eroded by the consent change of numbers and the lack of direct answers on figures like the ones he asked for on budgeted unfilled positions. If the positions are unfilled for six months or longer, he reasoned, why can’t those salaries be put back into the general fund pot?
“It’s not an increase here. It’s not an increase there,” Garcia said. “It’s aggregate. And people are hurting.
“We need to shrink the size of government. We don’t have a revenue problem. We have an expenditure problem.”
La Alcaldesa was not shy about pushing back and said it was “not accurate” to say there were not cuts being made. More than 375 positions — including some lifeguards — had been eliminated or disappeared through attrition. The remaining open funded positions — which change on a regular basis as employees in a 31,000-person organization come and go — are needed to keep services at current levels and to keep overtime costs down.
“There are also positions in the commission budget that are vacant and you should look at those as well,” DLC told the chair.
Boom!
At one point it seemed like she almost got up from her seat to confront him. But the daggers her eyes were enough to make Garcia, realizing he sorta looked like a bully, apologize.
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Meanwhile, what is there still money for? Miami-Dade is handing out $46 million in services and subsidies to FIFA for the World Cup parties. Gilbert said this was an “obligation” the county entered into when we lured the games here. But that does not seem as important an obligation as air rescue services, or feeding abuelitos, or providing more domestic violence beds (more on that later). And the Sheriff’s Office is being made whole to the tune of  more than $1 billion while slicing eviction defense funds from $2 million to $1 million. This after the mayor herself promised back in April to increase the eviction project to $3 million. Oops.
By the end of the night, Levine Cava admitted many of her fixes were “unsustainable” — and projected shortfalls don’t get prettier.
Round Two is set for next Thursday, Sept. 18, at the Stephen P. Clark Center, 111 NW First Street. It can also be seen online at the city’s website and on YouTube. If last week’s first hearing was any indication, y’all better pack a pillow.
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