To show how far he’s fallen from a bright future to a powerless present, Miami Mayor Francis Suarez turned into a sniveling baby begging Commissioner Joe Carollo for respect at a public meeting last week.
This was right before the commission approved the first chunk of the $400 Miami Forever bond approved by voters in November of 2017. They voted 4-1 for $58 million to go to:

$10.3 million to fight sea level rise, including a redesign of Brickell Bay Drive and the installation of 50 new one-way valves
$15 million for new affordable housing projects and a single-family home rehabilitation program
$420,000 for upgrades to Fire Station No. 10 located at 4101 NW 7th Street
$7.6 million to improve nearly 4 miles of roadways
$25.3 million to enhance public parks, including upgrading playgrounds, repairing sidewalks, and enhancing accessibility.

Carollo had an issue with the way the money was carved out and, sources say, didn’t get what he wanted, which was basically to wait a little longer so he could get some housing project proposals worked up by his pals for properties he recently convinced the city to buy in his district (more on that later).
That’s why his cries of foul Wednesday were so disingenuous.
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“I know what’s happening here,” Carollo said. “I see the sharks sitting right back there, the guys that raised three and a half million for the strong mayor…just waiting to get some of this money.”
As far as anyone can tell, he was referring to Mike Llorente, Baby X’s former chief of staff — and, Ladra believes, cousin — who joined his brother Marcelo’s lobby firm with Alex Heckler, LSN Partners, in 2016.
Funny thing is, though, the Virginia Key redevelopment project on which Llorente is a paid lobbyist did not get any of the bond funds Wednesday. None of the clients he’s registered lobbying for got anything from the pie. But that won’t stop Carollo from casting scurrilous aspersions that work for his convenience.
That said, Baby X didn’t have to throw a hissy fit with his point of order. You can see the mayor acting like a battered wife on this video clip posted by longtime Miami blogger Al Crespo. Diehard Suarez fans might want to sit down first.
“Again, I’ll ask the commissioner — I’ve asked in private, I will ask in public — to please respect me,” Suarez said, almost babbling. “I’ve always respected you.
“I’ve never said anything disrespectful to you or have ever implied any decision you made or haven’t made is based on anything other than what you think is best for the city so I would respectfully request that you do the same.”
Suarez begging Carollo for respect like that has got to be one of the signs of the apocalypse. It is so unnerving.
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And really? He has never implied that any decision Crazy Joe has made is not in the best interest of the city? He may be the only one who can say that.
Here is some unsolicited advice to Suarez, who doesn’t return Ladra’s phone calls anymore: So, you lost the stupid strong arm mayor proposition you should never have put forth? So what? Move on, man! Yes, it was a political bruising and your stock went down some. Get over it. You have three years to do the good shit we know you can do and make voters forget about this in 2021. Don’t dwell. Come up with something spectacular.
And kick the bullies where the sun don’t shine. Especially when you have the votes. Take the win!
Don’t beg. It is not becoming. And it’s fruitless.
Carollo is not going to respect you no matter what, because you don’t tow his line. So if you want his respect, then coddle to him. If you want the voters’ respect, stand up for yourself next time and tell him what’s what. Call his bluff and tell him that you will give his friends’ housing projects a fair shot.
But if you want Carollo to bend you over some more — and secure your one-term fate — then keep begging for his respect.

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In a resounding defeat to Miami Mayor Francis Suarez, voters solidly rejected the strong mayor initiative by 65% of the vote Tuesday — a signal that the new mayor doesn’t exactly have the mandate he thought he had.
Is Francis the Future suddenly the Prince of the Past?
Maybe it wasn’t a complete loss. Voters did approved the Miami Freedom Park retail complex with a soccer stadium that he lobbied so hard for. But they approved that and the lease and development of the Miami Riverfront Center property by 60 percent — and then shut Suarez down.
It was like, yeah this, sure that, and then nananina to the Suarez power grab, which he has spent several years and millions of dollars on.
It’s not just a huge blow to Baby X — whose allies on the dais just got targets on their backs — it hurts his papa, Miami-Dade Commissioner Xavier Suarez, who has had thoughts of running for county mayor in 2020.
It’s bittersweet for Ladra. Because while we did not support the strong arm mayor move, we certainly don’t enjoy how smug Miami Commissioner Joe Carollo and Miami-Dade Mayor Carlos Gimenez and his cohorts are feeling right about now. Both raised money for campaigns against the measure. We won’t know how much they spent for weeks.
And Ladra is pretty sure this sets the stage for a Gimenez run for Miami mayor in 2021. Then he will try to push forward a different strong mayor referendum that he will call strong mayor lite.
Suarez is likely going to lie low for a few days, but he already told the Miami Herald that he wanted to try again with a different, probably also “lite” version.
Ladra thinks he should try to score a few victories first and concentrate on making the voters who elected him — and who have been shaking their heads for the last few months — remember why he was once Francis the Future.

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As the war of words between Carlos Gimenez and his family and Xavier Suarez and his family continues to heat up, a new radio spot paid by the Suarez PAC began to air Tuesday — calling Gimenez a fraud.
Suarez narrates the Spanish language, 60-second spot and makes comparisons between Gimenez and his son, Miami Mayor Francis Suarez, asking voters to reject all the county questions on the ballot and vote yes on the three charter amendment questions in the city.
“Democracy gives us the opportunity to reward politicians who represent us well and punish those who defraud us,” Suarez starts, after introducing himself.
“In the city of Miami, Mayor Francis Suarez has worked like a champion for the people. He kept his promise and immediately took out the red light cameras. He goes to the comedores and community meetings day after day. He added free trolleys all over the city. And he connected us by rail to Broward and Palm Beach.
“He asks us to vote yes to the three questions on the ballot,” Suarez says.
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“Meanwhile, the county mayor has misspent the half penny tax, to the tune of $100 million a year, and he’s taken control of MDX with its tolls and unnecessary construction,” Suarez said.
“Say no to Gimenez. Vote against the referendums for the county. Vote yes for our Mayor Francis Suarez. Vote yes to the questions in the city of Miami.”
The spot is paid for by Imagine Miami, the senior Suarez’s PAC, which, according the the latest campaign finance reports available, hasn’t raised any money since July and has only spent $20,000 since September, mostly on donations to other candidates and PACs. There is still more than half a million available there to be used through Nov. 6. We’ll find out how much Suarez spent on producing and airing the ad in the next report. Ladra expects it to be on the radio a lot.
In comparison, Gimenez, who is indeed chair of the MDX board, has raised $70,000 for his PAC just in the last two months, using it to send at least four or five mailers urging Miami voters to reject the strong mayor referendum. He’s used the opportunity to attack both Papa X — his nemesis, as his strongest critic on the commission — and Baby X, who las malas lenguas say he will challenge in 2021.
Last month, after Suarez tweeted about $100 million in MDX monies that seemed missing from the budget, but were added later under capital improvements, Gimenez got personal, taking a swipe at X’s time as Miami Mayor and saying he left the city in better shape when he left as city manager, presenting budget figures that sources say his staff got through a public records request at the city.
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That would be a second time Gimenez uses county staff or officials for his family feud. The first was when he got Commissioner Rebeca Sosa to tie up the CITT request to disentangle the half-penny tax funds from the operational budget. That vote by the board that voters created to oversee the tax they voted for in 2002 has still not been presented to commissioners (more on that later).
“I have dealt with him politely, almost obsequiously,” said Suarez, who did dial his criticism down last year before ratcheting it up again this summer.
“He has promised me he was going to do it [detangle the half-penny tax funds from the general budget] three or four times — in my house, with his son present — and then went back on all those promises that he made not only to me personally but to the electorate, which is more important.”
Then he went after Baby X, which is unforgivable.
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“Without any particular reason, without any consultation, without any discussion, he went after the strong mayor in the city,” Suarez the senior said. “He is already the strong mayor in the county. He has the airport, the seaport, water and sewer and plus now he has MDX. What more do you want?”
He wants to land as mayor in the city of Miami, unseating your boy. That’s what.
“That’s laughable,” Suarez said.
Ouch. Strong words again. Ladra fears that Gimenez will strike back.
“How can he hurt me? Gimenez is termed out,” Suarez said. “I don’t see a political future for him.”

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Now we know why Miami-Dade Mayor Carlos Gimenez suddenly started collecting money again for his political action committee: Miami Dade Residents First — which has raised almost $70,000 all of a sudden after two years of no activity — is sending mail and text messages to Miami voters urging a no vote on the strong mayor referendum.
One of those takes aim at Mayor Francis Suarez‘s new house, purchased in July for $1.4 million in one of his less brilliant moments. Really, he should have waited until after Nov. 6.
“A strong mayor that goes way too far,” says the piece, which even some hard-bitten political observers say goes too far with photos of the Suarez home. The mailer also says a future strong mayor could earn $300,000 for a part time job and “choose his successor, even if he is sent to jail.”
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But the really bizarre thing here — unprecedented, in fact — is that Gimenez is doing this at all. Why raise money from his donors to fight a separate government’s initiative? Is he doing it to muddy Suarez for a mayoral challenge in 2021? Is he helping his new BFF, Miami Commissioner Joe Carollo, whose lawsuit challenging the ballot question was dismissed in a flurry of insults about the lack of legal merits?
In other words, what is it that compelled Gimenez to dust his PAC off after two years and raise $67,000 to oppose something he has for himself?
And what, maybe more importantly, has the mayor promised these contributors in exchange for their donation to his PAC? After all, he is not raising this money as a private citizen. This isn’t a gofundme account. It’s his political action committee. Do the donors know they are financing the opposition of the strong mayor referendum?
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If so, they may have an interest at stake. If not, they may be expecting something back from Gimenez. So let’s follow the money:
The biggest contribution in recent weeks to Miami Dade Residents First is $15,000 from Urban-X Development, a Coral Gables firm that wants to build the $425-million River Landing Shops and Residences on 8.14 acres in the 1400 block of NW North River Drive, with anywhere between 475 and 530 apartments, 345,000 or so square feet of retail and restaurants, 2,200 parking spaces and a riverfront park and promenade.
Critics say that it is one of the best examples of gentrification in the city. Do they have any more asks? How about from the county?
The smallest contribution was $2,500 from Felix Lasarte, a lobbyist working for the American Dream Mall developers, who we know still have a lot to negotiate at the county.
Another $10,000 a piece came from Coral Gables attorney Rodolfo Nuñez and Chicago-based Trilogy Real Estate, which is one of the partners in the $220 million Concours Club, a members-only race course, clubhouse and restaurant with flight simulators and aviation services such as plane chartering, sales and management on 80 acres at Opa-Locka Airport, on land leased from the Miami-Dade Aviation Department.
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Another $5,000 a piece came from the Fisher Island developers who we first wrote about last month, the very first contribution since November 2016 — and from Dermar Management, owned by Dale and Mary Ann Robinson, and two other political action committees — Alliance for a Better Community, which has supported Commissioner Jean Monestime in the past, and We The People, which belongs to Commissioner Jose “Pepe” Diaz.
So does that mean that Diaz and Monestime are also opposed to the strong mayor initiative in the city of Miami?
Another $4,000 came from Javier Viso, who is the IT director at Airport Concessions Group.
Another $3,000 a piece came from Airport Concessions Group’s Director Antonio Robles and Esquire Properties, a company owned by Christopher Descalzo, a partner in the group that runs the Versailles and La Carreta concessions at the airport.
Wait. Does anybody else see a pattern developing here? Is there an airport concession vote coming up soon?
These are only the campaign donations through October 19. And if Gimenez keeps at it at the same pace, he could raise more than $100,000 from airport concession interests to fight Suarez and his strong mayor move.
What is Gimenez giving them in return?

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Last June, when Miami-Dade Mayor Carlos Gimenez went on vacation, he designated his authority to Deputy Mayor Jack Osterholt.
When he went to Asia for two weeks from March 13 through the 28th this year and when he went to Israel for a week in November 2017, Gimenez also delegated all his “delegable authority” to Osterholt.
When he attended the Socrata Summit in Washington D.C. and to meet with Dell in Austin in October of 2015, he put then Deputy Mayor Alina Hudak in charge.
When Gimenez went to China in September 2015, he delegated to Deputy Mayor Ed Marquez. Poor Deputy Mayor Russell Benford only gets a Saturday here and there, like a dog gets a bone.
Even when he is gone for a day or an afternoon, Gimenez will delegate his duties and authority to someone of  his choosing to act as a temporary boss in his absence. Our globe-trotting county mayor names his own replacement — someone who was not elected — whether he is off with his wife or traveling with lobbying buddies, playing golf around the world or taking the afternoon off for a secret off-the-books meeting.
In fact, Gimenez has designated someone to be the de facto acting mayor more than two dozen times since 2015, which is as far back as one can search correspondence on the mayor’s website, using keywords “out of office.” There are likely more than we even thought. Ladra sent a public records request asking for them Monday, but we were still waiting for the complete list Friday.
So it makes him at best selfish and at worst a hypocrite when he claims that part of the issue he has with the strong mayor referendum in Miami is that the strong mayor would be able to name a successor who would temporarily step in should the mayor resign or be removed from office.
Yet, that is precisely one of the issues he has, Gimenez told Humberto Cortina Friday on Radio Mambi, where he got a free hour — maybe it was free because you know how Spanish-language radio is — to trash the referendum.
He wants to be the only strong mayor in town.
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Gimenez says all this with a straight face, like he’s not grooming Commission Chairman Esteban Bovo to be his hand-picked heir so that he still has a hand in operations (read: procurement) and his friends and family plan can stay pretty much intact.
And the mayor, who was ushered in post recall, wants to make sure he is not recalled himself too easily, which is why he also told listeners to vote for the county referendum that prohibits paying petition gatherers per signature. Good enough to recall former mayor Carlos Alvarez, to make room for Gimenez, but not good enough for him now.
There is not one single amendment or referendum question that the mayor campaigns for or against because it is the right or wrong thing to do. It’s all about self interest. Or self preservation.
Gimenez also spoke against state amendment 3, putting gambling in the hands of voters — because then his lobbying sons don’t have as many opportunities — and state amendment 10, which would give us an elected sheriff and supervisor of elections, because he doesn’t want his hand picked successor to lose that power that he’s been able to abuse so freely.
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But he only spent a total of five minutes on the other questions, focusing the hour-long interview on the strong mayor measure.
“This gives too much power to one person. Not Francis Suarez because we don’t know who comes behind Francis Suarez,” Gimenez said on Radio Mambi regarding the current mayor, who happens to be the son of his nemesis on the county commission. Francis Suarez being strong mayor would only help his father, Commissioner Xavier Suarez, if he were to run for top dog in the county, and Gimenez doesn’t want that.
Self interest.
Ladra may also believe that the Miami strong mayor measure should be rejected by voters because it gives too much power to one person. Gimenez is living proof.
But let’s not stop there. The strong mayor structure at the county should be eliminated — and that question should be on the next countywide ballot.

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A Miami-Dade judge on Saturday ripped apart, er, ruled against a lawsuit filed by Miami Commissioner Crazy Joe Carollo in an 18-page spanking, uh, decision that basically calls him a sore loser who ran to the court after he failed to get his way on the commission.
Carollo is against the strong mayor referendum that city commissioners voted to put on the ballot in August. He was joined by Miami-Dade Mayor Carlos Gimenez, who has gone on TV and radio against the measure, so it’s a defeat for him as well.
“The essence of the matter before the court is that Commissioner Carollo opposes changing the governing structure of the City of Miami to a strong mayor form of government. In his role as City Commissioner he argued against the issue being presented to, and decided by, the voters in the form of a ballot referendum,” wrote 11th Circuit Court Judge Miguel M. de la O in a final summary judgement for Mayor Francis Suarez and the other defendants in Carollo’s stunt, er, legal challenge.
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“He now asks this court to declare the referendum illegal for a number of reasons, none of which have merit,” the judge continued in his intro. “The question of how the City of Miami should be structured is at its core a political one. Therefore, Commissioner Carollo must rely on his powers of persuasion to convince the citizens of Miami as to the folly of a strong mayor form of government, if it is indeed folly.”
Wait, powers of persuasion? Who says a judge can’t be funny?
De la O didn’t let Crazy Joe use his “powers of persuasion” in court even though Carollo, in true form, “sought to take dozens of depositions, and subpoenaed in excess of 30 witnesses to the October 5, 2018 hearing, all of which this Court deemed unnecessary.”
In other words, nananina said the judge, cutting Crazy Joe off before he could start.
He lays into Crazy Joe and fails all of his counts on what apparently amounts to a frivolous and ridiculous lawsuit:

The ballot language is, indeed, abundantly clear and complete on the purpose of the referendum and not misleading, the judge said.
The petition signatures do not need to meet Miami-Dade standards that are not required by the city of Miami charter and, even if they did, the city commission placed the referendum on the ballot, not the petitions, so that is a moot point.
And the complaint about the pay formula is not only moot, because that’s not the purpose of the measure, it also “misses the mark,” wrote de la O. “First, there is in fact a pay formula now, it is whatever manner and amount the Mayor is currently paid. Commissioner Carollo’s counsel stated at the hearing that the Mayor’s salary is set at the discretion of the Commission. That is a pay formula. It may be purely discretionary, but a discretionary formula is no less a formula.”

In other words: “Duh.”
Was it intentionally ridiculous?
If not, this should be a huge embarrassment for the attorneys because the lawsuit apparently doesn’t have a single leg to stand on. The judge laughs at it throughout the ruling, says that a comparison to a Leon County case under appeal was “remarkably different” and pokes so many holes in it that it almost seems like it was intentional. Like a parody of a lawsuit.
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If it is, this could be fraud. Ladra can’t help but wonder how much was paid to Jesus Suarez, the lawyer whose name it is under who filed it, and maybe also Tania Cruz, Mayor Carlos Gimenez’s daughter-in-law — the one who got paid $60,000 for “mailers” during the campaign. She was likely advising Carollo on the matter, as evidenced by an email from Suarez to both Tania Cruz and her husband CJ Gimenez two minutes after the lawsuit was filed. “Done,” it said.
The public also needs to know who paid for it?  Someone is paying Suarez, at the Genovese, Joblove & Battista law firm. Five other firm emails were ccd as was Carollo campaign attorney Benedict Kuehne. They are not doing this for free. Is Cruz making more from a political action committee? Maybe her Papi-in-law’s PAC this time?
When Ladra first asked City Attorney Victoria Mendez if the city had paid the attorney, she wrote back “No payments have been made at this time.” Which sounded like the city could be paying for this frivolous lawsuit sometime in the future. So I asked again and got the same answer. “There are no records responsive to your request. The City is not paying Mr. Suarez at this time,” she wrote again.
What does that mean?
Neither Carollo nor Suarez returned several calls.
Ladra challenges Joey Flechas or Doug Hanks (since the Gimenez clan is involved) to find out what this lawsuit really was. Payoff to someone for something? Propaganda maybe?
Because the one thing it’s apparently not is a legitimate legal challenge.

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