Politics makes for strange bedfellows. And never has that saying been so spot on about local politics than it is now, with the sides lining up behind Jose Regalado or behind Ralph Rosado in the nasty, negative District 4 Miami Commission race to replace Manolo Reyes.
The saying is really an abstract of a literary quotation — “Misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows” — from William Shakespeare’s The Tempest (written in 1611). It is a proverbial phrase from the mid 19th century used to express when “political alliances in a common cause may bring together those of widely differing views.”
Yeah, that’s what’s happening.
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That’s why former Miami-Dade Commissioner Xavier Suarez was at early voting hyping up Rosado, who will vote for changing the elections to even years, which is what his son, Mayor Francis Suarez wants, to extend his term a year. It is also what Commissioner Joe Carollo — who has been running and funding Rosado’s campaign — secretly wants, so he can get the city to keep paying his mounting legal bills.

That’s why former Miami Commissioner Alex Diaz de la Portilla — whose charges on public corruption were dropped not even a year ago — was spotted chatting up Team Regalado during early voting, including the candidate’s sister, Miami-Dade Commissioner Raquel Regalado, and their papi, Miami-Dade Tomas Regalado. ADLP has threatened to run for Miami mayor against a clown car of candidates that includes Carollo, who needs Rosado’s third puppet vote on the commission.
Diaz de la Portilla doesn’t do anything without his own benefit in mind, so he’s also the surest sign that Regalado is doing well. ADLP has been focusing his campaign lately on District 4, delivering mameys to engaged voters and, apparently, gathering intel on the D4 special election. He wouldn’t be behind Regalado if he didn’t think Regalado was going to win.
That’s why he sent a mail piece to voters, paid for by his political action committee, Proven Leadership for Miami-Dade County, calling Regalado “our future commissioner,” and saying that he “understands our values.”
Read related: Miami’s District 4 candidate Ralph Rosado is backed, helped by Joe Carollo
“Unfounded attacks, on behalf of people with no positive history in our community, will never erase a public service history of transparency, honesty, effectiveness and success,” the mailer says in Spanish. “They attack Jose Regalado as if you haven’t been present in our City of Miami District 4 and didn’t know his history, as if you didn’t understand the difference between dedication and the scandals of those who defame him.”
Yeah, it’s a little extra.

Watch Diaz de la Portilla tell everyone Tuesday night that he got Regalado elected.
Either that or it’s a ruse. ADLP really should be a political pariah after his 2023 arrest on political corruption charges — including bribery and money laundering — in the scheme to give away a public park to the owners of a private school that had funneled more than $245,000 into his political action committee. Even though the charges were dropped last year by the Broward State Attorney’s office — because he is not elected by Miami-Dade voters — there is nothing to suggest that it didn’t happen. Why would his endorsement be positive?
In fact, it’s already been used by Team Rosado to take the heat off Carollo. I mean, ADLP has to be just as bad, right? It takes som pressure off the cooties Rosado gets from his Crazy Joe association. It’s almost like it’s intentional.
Then there is that meh mailer. Diaz de la Portilla spent good money on a positive piece about Regalado when he could have done a hit piece on Rosado’s myriad conflicts of interests or his blatant lying or about his getting fired from North Bay Village or being pally wally with former City Attorney Victoria “Tricky Vicky” Mendez. It seems like a waste of his talents.
The Regalado campaign told Political Cortadito that they are not accepting any endorsements, but welcome all well-wishers.
Former Miami City Manager Emilio Gonzalez, who is also running for mayor, has also been walking and knocking in District 4 and, reportedly, pushing for Regalado as well as himself. Or maybe he’s also reading los caracoles and wants to be aligned with the winner. Another announced mayoral candidate, Miami-Dade Commissioner Eileen Higgins — who is not, like, besties with Raquel Regalado on their dais — endorsed Jose Regalado last week on Spanish language radio.
That’s just the anti-Joe sentiment. And it’s sorta normal.
Read related: In Miami D4 race, Jose Regalado strikes back at Ralph Rosado’s lies on air, mail
But it is weird for Ladra to see someone like Xavier Suarez aligned with Carollo. And he knows it.
“I think they’re both qualified. Maybe Rosado is a little bit more qualified,” said Suarez, who was elected the first Cuban-born mayor of Miami — and served from 1985 to 1993 and then again for a few months in 1997 and 1998, when that election was overturned after evidence of absentee ballot fraud — before he was county commissioner in District 7, preceding Raquel Regalado. (Yeah, we need a flow chart for this one.)
“He was responsive and the other guy wasn’t,” the elder Suarez told Political Cortadito, adding that he tried to reach Regalado about the proposed tree ordinance when the latter was assistant director of the city’s building department. “I couldn’t get a call back,” he said, adding that a friend gave him sage advice: “You can’t base your support on who else is supporting that person.
“If I knew it was based on some sort of deal, it would be different.”
It’s hard for Ladra to believe X is that naive, still. Because if it’s Carollo, it is based on some sort of deal.
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Miami Commissioner Joe Carollo stood Ladra up Wednesday. Or, rather, set me up.
It was awfully suspicious that Carollo would agree to grant Political Cortadito an interview after the hostilities he’s expressed, the names he’s called me, even saying from the dais that Ladra was paid to attack him. For the record, I do it for free because it’s so easy and fun and important.
But if one is a serious political blogger, one cannot turn down an opportunity to interview Carollo face to face. There were so many questions to ask that I made a list. The easy, “friendly,” questions would come first, and get increasingly — er, pointe? Difficult? Hostile? — before he would toss me out. That’s how I envisioned it. Was Ladra nervous? Yes. But I was more excited.
And, apparently, naive.
Ladra should have known it was a ruse, but it wasn’t Carollo himself who invited Political Cortadito to his district office Wednesday. It was his communications director, Karen Caballero, who I thought was a respected journalist herself at one point. Ladra found out about the commissioner’s Monday press conference too late to attend. So, I called and texted Caballero to get the documents he had distributed to the press. She didn’t answer. I texted again on Tuesday, after someone spotted her sitting next to Carollo in the audience in commission chambers during Commissioner Miguel Gabela‘s emergency Bayfront Park Management Trust meeting.
A few hours later, she texted back.
“Good afternoon Ms. de Valle. I hope this message finds you well,” she wrote. “The commissioner mentioned that he will make time to meet with you at the district office. Please let me know if you are available to come by today or tomorrow. Thank you.”
Could this really be serious? Ladra thought to herself.
We arranged for a time and Caballero gave me the address. And Ladra nearly jumped out of her gaming chair (which is the best desk chair I’ve ever had; try it!)
Read related: Miami Commission clash: Miguel Gabela vs Joe Carollo war heats up
On Wednesday, an hour before the fake meeting, as I prepared to get into the car and make my way from Kendall to Little Havana , I called Caballero and spoke to her on the phone. To confirm the meeting was still going to happen. She said the meeting was still on, but she would not be there. The commissioner will be there? Yes, she said. I imagined with other staffers, not alone.
When I arrived at the district office, which used to be the Little Havana Neighborhood Enhancement Team branch, it was locked. Am I the only one who thinks it’s strange to have a public building locked on a weekday afternoon? I rang the bell and announced myself. I sure did have an appointment!
Then this guy comes from around the corner, asking who I was. He looked familiar and carried some papers in his hand. Immediately, I knew. I was duped. Carollo wasn’t going to meet with me. This was the purpose of the “meeting” all along.
The process server’s name is Jose Mejia and he was awfully nice. (You can watch our interaction on Political Cortadito’s new TikTok platform.) They all have been, really. He said they had been trying to serve me but couldn’t. That is weird since I’ve been served at my home, twice in recent months. We gave the last guy a cold can of Coke. So, I thought, finally, Carollo is serving me with some cease and desist or defamation motion.
Read related: Miami Commissioner Joe Carollo served with court summons in meeting
It happens. Corrupt politicians don’t like to be called out and try to silence their critics using the courts. It never sticks.
Anyway, guess what? It wasn’t Carollo’s subpoena. It was one from Coral Gables Mayor Vince Lago, calling me as a witness  in his lawsuit against Actualidad, in which he is trying to go after all his critics (more on that later). Basically, he wants all my communications with anyone regarding the story in Political Cortadito about his false affidavit on not having any family members involved in the Little Gables annexation interests.
But what’s really important here isn’t that Ladra got tricked into going to a meeting that was a ruse all along by an elected official and one of his public payroll staffers. While that is sorta rude, my readers will understand that I had no choice and are likely to find it funny. I did.
No, the important thing is that Carollo and a staffer, his press secretary, knowingly lured a journalist to a public building, which belongs to the taxpayers Ladra informs, in order to dramatically serve a subpoena — they could have come to my home — from a mayor in a neighboring city. How is that ethical?
What kind of deal did Carollo — who was at Lago’s election night victory party at Wolfe’s Wine Shoppe on Miracle Mile last month — make to be the lead in this con? What has Lago promised in return?
They do share an attorney. Mason Portnoy, who is former Miami Commissioner Marc Sarnoff‘s litigation lapdog (Marc can’t litigate but he can get business, because he knows a lot of shady people; Mason can’t get business but he can litigate), represents Carollo in some matters and was at Tuesday’s Bayfront Trust meeting to try to stop it from happening (more on that later). Maybe Caballero showed him my texts and the scheme was born. Portnoy also represents Lago in the threatened lawsuit against Ladra that never materialized after I refused to take down to post or write a retraction.
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Ladra has called both Carollo and Caballero five or six times each since Wednesday. I’ve left specific messages asking them what happened. I texted Caballero specifically asking her about her role in the whole scam. There has been no answer. Silence.
First, they stood me up. Now they are ghosting me. Typical Miami relationship.
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The political battle between Miami commissioners Joe Carollo and Miguel Gabela — which began in earnest after Gabela took the chairmanship of the Bayfront Park Management Trust from Crazy Joe — erupted into a full blown war this week with several bombs launched. It culminated Thursday at a city commission meeting where Gabela’s wife accused Carollo of, basically, stalking them, and, after which, Chairwoman Christine King, like a frustrated parent with unruly kids, stopped the meeting abruptly.
Like a cease fire.
Nothing from the agenda — aside from the presentations and accolades — got done. Nothing.
And poor Loco Pollo Carollo — smiling and satisfied like the cat that ate the canary — had only just gotten there, after leaving his chair empty throughout the entire public comments period, during which Mariela Gabela said he and his staff were harassing her. Yes, that’s Mrs. Gabela, the commissioner’s wife.
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“He’s messing with my livelihood. He’s been messing with my livelihood since 2023,” Mariela Gabela said, coming to tears and pointing at the empty seat where Carollo should have been. “He has a person outside my house watching me night and day. He has the sergeant of arms over here taking photos of me and watching me day and night. I’m the wife of an elected official, and that guy over there is always watching me and his employees are always taking photos of me.
“This is not a communist country!”

This all actually started on Monday, when Carollo hastily called a press conference to make shit up about both Jose Regalado — the former assistant building director who is running for District 4 commissioner against his puppet candidate (more on that later) — and Gabela, who was made the chairman of the Bayfront Park Management Trust after Crazy Joe was accused of misspending the agency’s budget like a slush fund and was stripped of the title.
The press conference was really a pre-emption of Tuesday’s announced “emergency” meeting of the Bayfront Trust, which Carollo just knew was going to be all about his malfeasance, which it was.
Carollo, who has been known to have people followed and surveilled, distributed satellite photos of Gabela’s house with cars parked on the property and boats in the Miami River behind it. The accusations of code enforcement violations didn’t get much press traction, so he had his Chief of Staff William “Billy” Ortiz send an official complaint to the city manager, which Gabela mentioned on Thursday.
So, Carollo’s press conference was nothing more than trying to set the narrative before Gabela was able to blast his actions on the Trust. Because on Tuesday, two bombs dropped: Gabela had both Cristina Palomo, the former Bayfront Trust board member who resigned because of the Dogs and Cats giveaway, and former Bayfront Trust Executive Director Jose Suarez, who has accused Carollo of misspending hundreds of thousands of dollars — maybe millions — and is suing him and the city for pressuring him to resign.
The meeting was an indictment of Carollo, who was there and tried in vain to defend himself (more on that later). And there is now an ongoing forensic audit and investigation into the use of the Trust funds for Carollo’s personal gain, Gabela said.
Read related: Commissioner Miguel Gabela set to expose more Bayfront Park Trust issues
This alone, is enough of a story to set alarms on fire. There should already have been an investigation.
Then, at Thursday’s meeting, Gabela had a discussion item on the agenda to prohibit electeds from weaponizing any city department — akin to the resolution that Carollo passed that does not allow the city’s police department to investigate them. But when King announced that she would be leaving early, Gabela wanted to take it out of order. She said she would go in order.
“No, no, no. I need your vote. We need to do this because I’ve been targeted by the City of Miami code enforcement department through the city manager because of doing my job on the Bayfront Trust and Commissioner Carollo is harassing me,” Gabela said, while King, who has increasingly been seen as Carollo’s protector, kept interrupting him. She wouldn’t have it.

“He wants my house to be investigated when I have done noth… No, ma’am. No, ma’am. I know what’s going on here. I’ll tell you what. If we don’t do this, I’m leaving right now.”
King called a recess that ended up being permanent. Hopefully, things will get done at the next meeting. Because there is a lot to get done.
Gabela was unapologetic when he spoke to Ladra on Friday.
Read related: Joe Carollo wants to abolish Miami’s Bayfront Park Management Trust
“We’ve had people following us since 2023,” Gabela said, referring to his campaign before he was even elected. Back then, however, we thought it was former Commissioner Alex Diaz de la Portilla who was behind it. He was running against Gabela after being suspended by the governor after his arrest on public corruption charges, including bribery and money laundering, that were later dropped. But Gabela says it’s part of the same cabal.
He also knows that Carollo is trying to derail the results of the Bayfront Trust investigation and change the narrative, which is not going to be good for him.
“This is his way to intimidate people. This is his way of coming after me,” Gabela told Ladra. “He is freaked out. He is scared. We hit a couple of bombs but haven’t hit the nuclear bomb yet.”
But we all know it’s there, don’t we? Where’s the fallout shelter?
The cease fire was also short-lived. There will be a Sunshine meeting in commission chambers on May 30 on “the weaponization of city government.” That’s going to be another indictment on Carollo.
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On the airwaves and in the mailboxes of Miami voters, Jose Regalado, a candidate in the June 3 special election to replace the late Commissioner Manolo Reyes in District 4, is striking back against the lies and attacks coming from Ralph Rosado, the other candidate, and his benefactor, Commissioner Joe Carollo — who may spend up to half a million dollars to get Rosado elected.
In his own voice, Regalado has a 60-second spot running on Spanish-language radio that tells voters how desperate Carollo is to have Rosado sit next to him. Most political radio ads are 30 seconds. But Jose Francisco Regalado has a lot to say.
“This election should be about the real problems that affect the quality of life in our city. But it has been converted in a campaign of lies and attacks against me and my family,” Regalado says. “Joe Carollo is spending millions on radio, TV and mail to impose his candidate, Ralph Rosado. If he wins, Carollo will control the commission of Miami.
“Manolo Reyes did not allow that and neither will I,” Regalado goes on. “I am not afraid of Carollo or his lies. Rosado is afraid and has accepted being his puppet.
Read related: Manolo Reyes’ widow comes out strong for Jose Regalado in D4 special election
“Carollo is the king of conflict and chusmeria,” he says, using a a word that google translates to gossip but really loosely means trashy or having no class. “He doesn’t want you to come out and vote,” Regalado adds, because negative ads like this are really a form of voter suppression when they are so frequent.
“I was born here and have grown up here. I’ve worked all my life for this community. My commitment is to continue the legacy of Manolo Reyes, and use your money to fix the streets and add more police. Not to pay for attorneys that defend Carollo.”
Ouch. That, no doubt, refers to the millions of dollars that the city has spent in taxpayer funds defending Carollo from multiple lawsuits, including a federal First Amendment suit brought against him by two Little Havana businessmen
Regalado’s campaign also sent a mailer last week with a long introduction on his history in the city, which includes his role in the creation of the Miami Forever Bond Initiative to invest $400 million to address the city’s most pressing needs — sea-level rise and flood prevention, roadways, parks and cultural facilities, public safety and affordable housing — and delivering aid and resources to residents and businesses during the COVID-19 pandemic. But the purpose was also to set the record straight and let people know that Carollo is behind the attacks on him.
“I was honored when Commissioner Reyes’ family asked me to consider running to continue his residents-first legacy. But this race has taken a disappointing turn,” Regalado writes. “Instead of focusing on the issues, like flooding, housing and public safety, it has become a proxy battle driven by Commissioner Joe Carollo.”
“He is spending hundreds of thousands of dollars attacking me on television, on the radio, and in your mailbox, because he knows he cannot control me,” Regalado says. “We have seen this before. In his own district, Commissioner Carollo used city departments to target businesses he opposed, leaving Miami with millions in legal costs, a damaged reputation and a culture of fear among employees.
“I have no personal quarrel with my opponent,” he adds, referring to Rosado. “But many residents are asking the same question. Why is a commissioner from another district so involved in this race? And why would any candidate allow himself to be used by someone whose actions have cost Miami so much?”
Read related: Miami’s District 4 candidate Ralph Rosado is backed, helped by Joe Carollo
Let Ladra attempt to answer that. First, Carollo is so heavily involved, using his political action committee to send daily mailers and directing Rosado’s TV commercial, because he needs that third pocket vote to get a majority. That way he can move his agenda along, destroy the city agencies he wants to nix to retaliate against his new enemies, Commissioners Miguel Gabela and Damian Pardo, and stop any attempts at reform that they may be working on.
And second, Rosado is a two-time loser — he ran for state rep before losing his first commission race against Reyes in 2017 — who doesn’t think he can win without Carollo’s considerable, but waning, influence. It’s a shame. He may not be such a terrible guy, even though he apparently was a terrible city manager (more on that later). He has some education and experience as an urban planner. But this association with Carollo, who is a thug, is something he’ll never shake off.
On the back side of the mailer to voters, Regalado’s campaign prints images of emails he got from Ralph Rosado and his chiefs of staff seeking his help with policy matters or legislation when Jose Regalado was assistant building director and Rosado was city manager at North Bay Village

“I’m reaching out on Ralph’s behalf to inquire if the city of Miami’s private provider program guidelines have been updated with the changes made in new statutes passed by the state,” wrote Leonardo Cosio in 2023. “Kindly send us whatever you may have so we can reference it as we develop our own policies.”
As recently as last year, Rosado sought Regalado’s assistance with things like the tree ordinance, the demolition bond ordinance and unsafe structures. If Regalado was so unqualified, as Carollo has said on his radio show and in his PAC ads, then why did Rosado seek his advice?
Rosado, who has been caught in a few lies by Ladra — he has not lived all his life in District 4, like he has said — does not return calls and texts from Ladra. Carollo also chose not to return calls and texts.
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It’s been a little more than three months since Miami Commissioner Joe Carollo was accused of using the Bayfront Park Management Trust as a personal slush fund for himself and his political pals. But we’re about to find out that there’s been even more misuse of the public monies during some of the eight years that Carollo was chairman of the city agency.
Commissioner Miguel Angel Gabela, who was made chairman of the Trust after Carollo was stripped of the title, has called for an emergency Trust meeting Tuesday to discuss “newly discovered items identified during the initial review of the organization and to advise the board that additional issues are pending,” according to a press statement sent over the weekend. City officials and trust members — including the new executive director, Raul Miro — will be there, starting at 1 p.m., to “address the findings and outline potential next steps regarding the park’s administration and future.”
Miro was named director last month, because the last director, Jose Suarez, was pressured to leave after confronting Carollo about questionable Trust transactions.
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Suarez, once Carollo’s chief of staff, and finance director Jose Canto say they were forced to resign after they questioned the “lack of proper accounting practices and procedures that enabled Carollo to use the Trust’s funds to pay for Carollo’s own political ventures, his District 3 political office, his political allies, his District 3 social media provider, a 2007 van to use as a veterinarian mobile that was never used and was likely overpriced, and the commissioner’s holiday party.
“Carollo has attempted to use the Trust to pay or provide premium benefits to Carollo’s personal friends, including paying $20,000 for a yacht party for Carollo, his friends and family, and District 3 Office,” their legal complaint, filed in January, says. Another $45,000 was diverted to the Little Havana Fridays events that Carollo’s started to compete with an already popular event organized by critics — which has nothing to do with Bayfront or Maurice Ferre Park, which is also overseen by the Trust.
“Together, these wrongful expenditures totaled hundreds of thousands of dollars of misused and wasted Trust funds in less than one year, and Carollo has chaired the Trust for the past eight years without any legitimate oversight.”
So, it is safe to assume that some of the other seven years have been looked at, and already there were problems found.
Gabela did not return several calls to his cellphone. He is still mad at Ladra for calling him out on the pensions he wanted to propose last year. But in a statement, Gabela said, “This is a critical moment to ensure transparency and accountability in how we manage one of our city’s most cherished public spaces.”
Ladra does not know why it is an “emergency” meeting. Couldn’t Gabela just bring these issues up at the commission meeting on Thursday, when everyone is going to be there? At least it is going to be at City Hall, not the bunker where the Trust usually meets, so that may encourage more participation. The press release says “all residents, community leaders, and members of the media are encouraged to attend.”
This comes on the heels of a couple of contentious choques entre Gabela y Carollo. They have really gone after each other in the last two meetings, with Gabela calling Carollo a Nicolas Maduro wannabe and Carollo addressing Gabela as Tony. Tony Soprano. Carollo tried to derail the establishment of the Allapattah Community Redevelopment Agency, which he had previously supported, and everyone knows it’s because Gabela is the new Bayfront Trust chair.
Ladra has heard whispers about what they may be ready to reveal Tuesday: More details about discrepancies with the cash receipts from parking — called the “money room,” which held tens of thousands of dollars at a time — and the safety issues that led to the fountain, which just completed a $5.5 million renovation, being closed down again after Carollo rushed to get it open and operating for his big New Year’s Eve bash, which ended up being a long, free commercial for the commissioner, who wants to run for mayor this year.
Read related: Bayfront Park board member resigns on Joe Carollo’s $1 mil no-bid giveaway
But there has to be more. Because Carollo was in charge over there for eight years. A lot of graft can happen in eight years.
Carollo’s control of the Trust has been shady for years. There was a petition to remove him as chair of the Trust in early 2024, before any of the recent allegations were even made. That would include drugs that reportedly disappeared from the vet mobile, which was purchased for $115,000, which seems hugely over inflated and could be one of the kickbacks that the complaint says are rampant in the agency.
Then there is the $1 million spent on the Dogs and Cats Walkway that never went through a competitive process because the sculptures were reportedly provided by a friend of the commissioner’s wife, Marjory Carollo. That led to the resignation of a board member in 2021.
Then there is the outdoor gym that was put in place last year without the proper permitting or process. Was that also a non-bid award? To one of his friends? For a kickback? That might explain why he fought so hard to keep it there.
So, there are likely some big revelations coming on Tuesday. But Ladra also hopes they say that there’s more digging to be done.
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Is Miami Commission District 4 candidate Ralph Rosado a habitual liar or a compulsive liar? Or is he a pathological liar?
A habitual liar falls into the habit of lying because it’s easier or more convenient than telling the truth. A compulsive liar gets a “high” — similar to other drug addictions — when they can get away with a lie and fool somebody. So they often can’t help themselves. Pathological lying is more likely to be intentional, manipulative and self-serving and can lead to serious impairment of functioning in social, occupation and other areas, according to a 2020 study.
In his bid to replace the late Miami Commissioner Manolo Reyes, who died in April, urban planning consultant Ralph Rosado — running against Jose Regalado of those Regalados in a special election June 3 — sent out an email this week to voters, swearing to be an independent candidate. It’s another lie. Because he’s Commissioner Joe Carollo‘s guy.
“From the start of this campaign, I’ve made it clear that I am running as an independent voice — not aligned with any political group or current elected official. However, my opponent’s campaign, in desperation due to their inability to find issues with my character, accomplishments or platform, has chosen to mislead voters and lie about ‘endorsements,’” Rosado wrote in the email.
“So, let me be clear: I have not sought, nor have I accepted, endorsements from anyone on the City Commission because I believe this moment calls for a new kind of leadership at City Hall.”
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He put that last sentence in bold. But he knows its bullshit. Because Carollo has not only endorsed him — naturally, it’s not official… one wouldn’t put this on a door hanger — but the commissioner accused of abusing his power, and who has cost the city millions in legal fees, is also pouring tens of thousands from his political action committee to pay for mailers and TV ads for Rosado.
Carollo is so involved, in fact, that he was seen directing the video that Rosado recorded at a city park to use in an ad. And Rosado got caught lying to Ladra about that, as well. He said Carollo wasn’t there. “He wasn’t directing.” When he clearly was. Even Marjory Carollo was there, with a clipboard in her arms, cradled like a baby.
And Rosado is lying to voters again, about a “candidate forum” that he attended this week where there was an empty seat theatrically set up for Jose Regalado.

“Thank you to all the neighbors who came out to this week’s District 4 candidate forum. I was proud to be the only candidate who showed up — sharing my vision answering your questions and listening to what matters most to you,” Rosado posted on Instagram. “Showing up for this community isn’t just something I talk about — it’s something I practice. And I’ll continue showing up, every day, for District 4 as your Commissioner.”
Except Tuesday’s event wasn’t a forum for District 4 candidates with the Shenandoah Neighborhood Association, as first reported erroneously in the Floridian Press (it has since been fixed). It was an ambush in Silver Bluff, which is mostly District 3, Joe Carollo’s district — just a tiny sliver is in D4 — by the president of the Loco Joe Pollo Carollo Fan Club, Beba Sardiñas Mann, who got illegal street closures in her neighborhood in 2021, if temporarily, thanks to the commissioner’s abuse of the system. A judge had them forcibly removed in 2023. Most of the questions at Tuesday’s forum were asked by Beba’s hubby.
Read related: Miami’s District 4 candidate Ralph Rosado is backed, helped by Joe Carollo
Jose Regalado, who was invited after the event was posted, never confirmed.
“My only communication regarding this event was a brief text message from the intended moderator — no direct conversation, no confirmation of my availability, and no discussion of debate format or topics,” Regalado wrote in an email to the Silver Bluff Homeowners Association.
“While I deeply respect neighborhood and homeowners associations and strongly support their role in promoting community engagement, I have significant concerns about fairness and impartiality in this instance,” he added. “The individual organizing and moderating this debate maintains a close, pubic relationship with a commissioner who is actively managing my opponent’s campaign, personally funding attacks against me exceeding $250,000 from his own campaign account, and using his daily radio show to spread misinformation about my candidacy.”
“Genuine debates require transparency, neutrality, and procedural fairness, conditions clearly not met here. That said, I remain fully available and eager to openly discuss any topics or concerns directly with residents, neighborhood and homeowners associations or any community group,” Regalado said. “District 4 voters deserve transparency and fairness, and I’ll continue advocating for exactly that.”
In other words, Regalado — who had gone to a meet and greet (Rosado also went) the day before with the Shenandoah Neighborhood Association — knew it was a political stunt to begin with. That is why Rosado reportedly took a film crew/photographer for campaign material.
Because Rosado, who did not return calls and texts from Ladra, is a fraud on top of being a liar and a puppet.
What does Carollo want in return for his investment? Rosado’s vote, of course.
The new commissioner, Regalado or Rosado, will be elected on June 3 and in place for the June 12 meeting where Commissioner Damian Pardo wants to present a measure to put lifetime term limits on the November ballot. Carollo, who wants to run for mayor and could be blocked by this, is against it. Guess which way Rosado will vote if he’s elected. He has to pay Carollo back somehow.
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Who knows what else is on corrupt Carollo’s revenge wishlist? Destroying the community redevelopment agencies? Outdoor gym equipment in every park? We can say goodbye to the Bayfront Park Management Trust. Since he was removed as chair, because of accusations he used the budget as his own personal slush fund, he has said the Trust needs to go.
The Little Havana businessmen who own Ball & Chain and have been a target of Carollo’s political ire could be in trouble. So is Coconut Grove — all of it — just because Carollo has been wanting to spite them since the redistricting fight in 2023.
So is anyone he considers an enemy, including city employees who won’t do his bidding.
That’s why Carollo is so desperately helping Rosado. The election June 3 is going to change the dynamic on the commission and either give Crazy Joe a majority or, in most cases, freeze him out.
“Voters are looking for honesty, transparency, and a commitment to serve the public — not political alliances or agendas, or more of the same,” Rosado writes in his email, very cynically, because he is not honest or transparent, has a political alliance and is more of the same.
A fraud.
A liar.
A puppet.
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